The Wife

I was drivng through Northern Indian and we pulled off to switch driver.
WIFE: What’s the speed limit in Indiana?
ME: [silence]
WIFE: [laughs] You don’t know do you?
ME: The cop will tell you when he pulls you over.

The wife also did something exceptionally er… absentminded. And I said “that’s going in the blog.” She begged that it not. And then got really firm. “I should have to sign a release or something.”

You'll notice I'm not telling what it was.